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#stanley tucci is everything i hope to be in life

(Source: johannamasons, via jacquesbluesky)

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

That’s an accurate summary, yes.

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askaboutnikki:

_{Yana Shmaylova of Major Paris Models is a rising model known for her unusual yet ethereal Russian-Korean looks. When asked to describe herself in one word, she replied, ”I’d have to say it would be ‘cosmic’, in fact a dream place I want to visit would be space!”}

how beautiful is she

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The sweetest thing ever :’)

textsfromcapua:

(408): Pretty sure I’m going to hell because of our friendship

(817): Last one there wins

Relevant.

graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of

graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up

on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.

graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro

montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?

graham: yes

graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.

petra: we're half through voting now

graham: oh that's depressing

estonia: shows up

graham: is he standing outside a prison?

albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!

graham: better than you

albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--

graham: you should leave

eric: i'll help you to the bathroom

graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start

germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!

graham: speak for yourself

dude: breathes

graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up

petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!

graham: god, please, no

denmark: winning

graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!

voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk

graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now

graham: oh flowers now, marvellous

graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

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siuilaruin:

aria-brook:

gentlenight:

penchant-for-raising-cain:

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that

was

a

bad

thing

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go